"Smart man," said Crowley, referring to Snape's hesitancy to agree before hearing the whole deal. "But it's nothing complicated. I'd just like to see you branch out a bit more. Mexican, Italian, Middle Eastern - and no, it doesn't have to be spicy - just different. I've lived all over the world. I get tired of beef, potatoes, and mushy peas. I can't be the only one who'd like to shake it up a little. Fair enough? I'll even help you find recipes. Maybe even lend a hand in the kitchen. Fuck if I've got anything else to do."