Damn Them and their contagious... she sighed and took her place at Adam's right, sitting on his fingers to let him know that he wasn't completely in the clear yet.

"Well, pirates ain't much for protestin', so I'd reckon that our plan would require use of the long guns. Or we could keel-haul 'im." Then she recalled one memorable holiday when they'd put Dog in a dress and he'd chewed it off. "Or! We could find his lady love an' hold 'er for ransom!"