By the end of the speech, Crowley was laughing so hard he couldn't sit up straight.

"Kinky, angel," he managed. "Been feeling adventurousss, lately? Should I be flattered that you were looking me up? And down as the case may be?"

He chuckled. "But if you must know, snakes do have 'two, ah, cocks'. So, when I'm a snake, I do, too. They're internal when not in use, though, so you won't have seen them. As for demons, you know as well as I do that for us, size, shape, and composition, are simply options. I wouldn't doubt that someone, somewhere has experimented with it, but I don't think it's a trend. I've gotta see these books you've been reading, though."

Crowley leaned across the table and leered. "What would you say if I tried it now?"