"...the fuck!?!" Frustrated, Crowley hit his pillow with his fist. "It's not like I knew at the time. There only were two humans. And when bleeding Lucifer tells you to make some trouble and there's only one way to do it, you do it. It was all a fucking set-up and I was used. You think that'd make the bastard happy? To know that I was used just like everyone else? Asshole.
"It's not like I yelled it, either. He said I was crap at my job because I chose not to fuck everything with a pulse. I told him I was the best tempter this sodding planet has ever seen. How am I supposed to know that that's what's going to tip him off. Ten years he doesn't notice the eyes, the hissing, the scales, doesn't do the math until Aziraphale's lying on the floor with his head caved in, and then stalks off like a child because I told him I was a tempter. Big fucking shock."
Breathing heavily, Crowley tried to reign in his temper. It wasn't Ellie's fault. He had to keep telling himself that.
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Date: 2006-04-11 04:08 am (UTC)"It's not like I yelled it, either. He said I was crap at my job because I chose not to fuck everything with a pulse. I told him I was the best tempter this sodding planet has ever seen. How am I supposed to know that that's what's going to tip him off. Ten years he doesn't notice the eyes, the hissing, the scales, doesn't do the math until Aziraphale's lying on the floor with his head caved in, and then stalks off like a child because I told him I was a tempter. Big fucking shock."
Breathing heavily, Crowley tried to reign in his temper. It wasn't Ellie's fault. He had to keep telling himself that.