Wednesday scraped the jelly out of his hair and beard. Damn- that would take forever to get out! Well, all the more reason for payback. Pies weren't really his style, though, so in the end he runed into existance a pair of Herring. What does an old god do with a pair of herring in a situation like this? I hear you ask. Well, have you ever seen the Monty Python sketch 'the fish slapping dance?' Well, they stole it from the Vikings. Thats right. Vikings used to hit eachother with fish...

Swinging the blubbery herrings this way and that, Wednesday managed to smack jsut about everyone and everything in the bar. Not hard, but enough to remind everyone that they had, indeed, been smacked by herrings.