Mictain blinked, not having expected such a violent reaction. Then, however, he smirked, summoning then a childish pout to his face. "Why? It's such a nice ass," he said. "It's not like I haven't touched it before, either."

With a fangy smirk, he added, "I didn't mean to offend you, though. It's just quite hard to see what I'm touching under all those blankets and pillows. It was not my intention to lay my hand on your behind -- not that I'm complaining, of course."