"Do not condescend to me. Your job is just to heat up ingredients without destroying them. I'm sure that even you could manage after a couple of tries," said Crowley scathingly.

"I don't need to eat proper meals. Therefore I can afford to be choosy. And if people are trying to live on roasts like that it's no wonder that Famine is doing so well in this country lately. I am truly amazed at your ability to take what you call the best English beef and mutilate it by making it charred on the outside and nearly raw on the inside. You know, if your skill level is inadequate, I could show you a couple of simple techniques. Purely for my own sake, you understand."