"It's Crowley," he said automatically. "And I mean that you getting a pet is cowardly."

Crowley glanced at Uriel, acknowledging his presence, as he tried to figure out the best way of turning his thoughts into words. He waved his hands slightly as if he could physically shape the right words out of the air.

"Pets give unconditional love. It doesn't matter if you're stubborn, or ugly, or cruel, they love you regardless. They don't challenge you or require you to change in any way. Pets are safe," he sneered.