Neutral Omens

Bears, eh? She could see them now, an army of brown, frayed things all missing their left eye. "You're bringin' poor Fuzz into this? He was never much of a fighter, y'know." Honestly, where had they come up with those names as kids? Then again, it was probably just as well that they had. If they had named them any later, they'd be having discussions about a shark named Marco Pollo and a bear named Magellan.