"Bite him? Don't you think he might get the wrong idea?" War smirked. "Espeically if I told him he tasted good..."

"As for Ducky... I've nothing against him, especially since he gave me my new pretty -" here she patted the sonic gun that hung at her hip "- but I'm sure it wouldn't take much to get him and Ligur fair annoyed with each other. You might just be onto something there... And if I was just letting them know things, all concerned like, no one would ever guess."

She grinned. No one would ever know how many wars had been started as a result of her misdirection.

"As for touching Ligur - Ducky wouldn't need to. He's got that stick thing, remember? And there wouldn't be any trouble, he doesn't like killing or anything." She thought for a moment, then added, "Does depend on them both actually being around, of course."