Oh, no. Oh, hell no. "I am not a Spice Girl!" Brian choked. "Especially not Scary Spice! No one should have that much hair! And stop laughing at me!" he snapped, glaring at Pepper. She was enjoying this far too much. "Besides," he added desperately, "I don't know any of their songs. They prob'ly don't even use guitars! They prob'ly use heathen instruments like harmonicas or somethin'!"