Misinterpreting Adam's laugh, Brian wrinkled his nose. "Yeah, I'd probably end up concussing people. Probably not the best way to start the new year, eh?"

He ran down his endless list of talents* and had a thought.

"We-ell . . ." he said slowly. "I suppose I could bring my guitar down and entertain the, er, masses with my mad skills. Or something."

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* About three inches long. In large writing.