Neutral Omens

Adam coloured slightly and just laughed harder. He tried to give his best innocent look, but couldn't quite manage. "Don't be gettin' all mad at me. You're the one goin' around squirtin' poor birthday boys who already have the humiliation of wearin' rugby shorts indoors. Can't complain if it gets turned around on you. You didn't hafta pull the trigger." Or wear a white shirt when playing with a water gun, he thought. Fortunately his brain intervened again before he could say that or he really wouldn't make it to his next birthday.