Well, he thought, swallowing against a sudden and irrational fear, he did know that Sirius knew.
"Sod off. And I thought I had," he said mildly. "If it's worth the, er, lack of clothes. I don't get naked for every john- Tom," Remus added quickly, "Dick, and Harry to come through, you know."
He sighed, then. "Didn't mean to bring up Harry. I certainly, er, don't get naked for him, either. Frighten the lad to death."
Remus grinned. "I suppose you didn't really want to picture that either. So, Sirius Orion Black, when you last shagged, what did they look like? What, precisely, is the famous Hogwarts stud - I believe the actual phrase is 'stud-muffin' - prefer in his Cupid-struck victims?"
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Date: 2006-10-29 08:57 am (UTC)"Sod off. And I thought I had," he said mildly. "If it's worth the, er, lack of clothes. I don't get naked for every john- Tom," Remus added quickly, "Dick, and Harry to come through, you know."
He sighed, then. "Didn't mean to bring up Harry. I certainly, er, don't get naked for him, either. Frighten the lad to death."
Remus grinned. "I suppose you didn't really want to picture that either. So, Sirius Orion Black, when you last shagged, what did they look like? What, precisely, is the famous Hogwarts stud - I believe the actual phrase is 'stud-muffin' - prefer in his Cupid-struck victims?"